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"Since investing in the Elevate X1 Harness, my mustache maintains a consistent 32-degree upturn throughout 14-hour workdays. My colleagues have begun referring to me as 'The Distinguished One.' I have not corrected them."
"The DreamGuard Deluxe has reduced my morning mustache restoration time by 47 minutes. I now have time for a second cup of coffee. My productivity has increased. My wife has noticed. Everyone has noticed."
"I purchased the Handlebar Croc as a joke. It is now an essential part of my daily routine. The ventilation is no laughing matter. My facial hair has never been this aerodynamically optimized."